why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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