i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
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