there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
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