you guys were way drunker than both of me
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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