is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
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dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
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Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
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That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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