I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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