oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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