Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
one might say we're banned from that church
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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