I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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