your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Just high enough for therapy.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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