We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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