That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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