Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
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I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
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Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Please don't give away my fajitas
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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