I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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