What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
