I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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