If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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