summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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