i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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