I hope mine doesn't look like that
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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