I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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