I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i think my tv is drunk
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
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omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
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Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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