glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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