Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
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I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
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No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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