There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
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well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
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The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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