So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
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i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
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you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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