Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
