one might say we're banned from that church
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
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