mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
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