; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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