if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
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How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
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So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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