This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
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I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
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Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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