Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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