I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
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I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
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I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I love you.
Bad choice
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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