don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
so let's talk penis.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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