discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
soo... how was my night?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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