First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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