More tranny stories later!
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
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