Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Randomize
