Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
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I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
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My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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