Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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