Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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