PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
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I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
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All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
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