Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
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i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
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Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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