I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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