So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
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We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
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We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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