Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I love you. Go after that dick
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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