My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
