Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
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You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
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his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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