It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Randomize
