Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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