you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
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How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
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Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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