yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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