You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
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I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
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Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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